Flag City Books

Yes, I Am One of Those Mortuary Science People

Embalmer...My Day Begins When Your Day Ends

Friends Help You Move...Real Friends Help You Bodies

All Men Are Cremated Equally

For Stiffness That Lasts Longer Than Four Hours Consult Your Mortician

Morticians Really Dig Their Job

My Other Car Is A Hearse

I Am A Mortician Not A Magician

Last Responder

I Put The Fun In Funeral

We're Going To Need A Bigger Trocar

Ask Me About My Hearse

Eat. Sleep. Do Creep Mortician Stuff.

Sires Wanteth Me Wenches Wanteth To Beest Me

I Believe In Dragons, Fairies, Unicorns, Good Men, And Other Fantasy Creatures.

I Was Told There Would Be Ale

Wenches Wanteth Me Sires Wanteth To Beest Me

Wench, Please

Wenches Be Trippin'

Feedeth Me A Turkey Leg And Telleth Me I'm Pretty

Nicest Mean Redhead Ever.

Red Hair-The Crown You Never Take Off

Read Hair Don't Care

I Have Red Hair Because God Knew I Needed A Warning Label