Only Joking

Rock'n'Roll Forever

My Knitting Journal

I got wood

Motherclucker

Oink!

Mummy's yummy secret recipes

Notebook

I almost love you more than Bacon

Well...Hello there..

Tick Tock...F*ck it O'Clock!

Aging is hard..and I know you're doing you're best..Happy Birthday!

Fork off..I'm outa here

Fork you..I'm outa here

Fork it..I'm outa here

Go Bananas!

You're otterly amazing

You're Turtley Awesome

If you're gonna be a Salesperson be a Ninja Salesperson

Climb More..Worry less..

You are the most Amazing Stepbrother ever!

Secret Sh#t!

Warning Discombobulated Today

If you're going to be a Cardiologist be a Ninja Cardiologist

If you're going to be a Carpenter be a Ninja Carpenter