Chad McDad

Step Dad thanks for treating me like your own annoying shit

Dad, you may not be perfect but at least you have the perfect child

Most Step Dads are dickheads you're no exception. Happy Fathers day

King of the dad jokes

Thanks for loving me slightly more than your grill

Dad, thanks for putting up with such an ungrateful, moody, spoilt brat...like my Brother

Dad, thanks for putting up with such an ungrateful, moody, spoilt brat...like my sister

You're my fav Dad

As Dads go, I suppose you are alright

First I stole your heart then I stole your bed

Actions speak louder than DNA Happy fathers day to my real Dad

Mom really did all the hard bits, but happy Fathers day all the same

Dad I owe you so much

Thanks for saving me from all the spiders

Lets be honest being my Step Dad is way easier than living with my Mom

Mum really did all the hard bits, but happy Fathers day all the same

Thanks for being less of a dick than my real Dad

I choose My fathers day gifts like I choose my nursing homes...