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I don't fucking need another inspirational quote... I need rum
I don't fucking need another inspirational quote... I need a cake
I don't fucking need another inspirational quote... I need a gin
I don't fucking need another inspirational quote... I need tea
I like to party and by party I mean weightlifting.
I like to party and by party I mean gaming.
I like to party and by party I mean dancing.
I like to party and by party I mean knitting.
Girls just wanna have fan
I like to party and by party I mean reading.
I like to party and by party I mean jogging.
I like to party and by party I mean fishing.
I like to party and by party I mean coding.
It's better to be full of cake than full of shit.
It's better to be full of candies than full of shit.
It's better to be full of wine than full of shit.
It's better to be full of rum than full of shit.
It's better to be full of tacos than full of shit.
Jogging makes you look better naked. So does beer, your choice.
Soccer makes you look better naked. So does wine, your choice.
Weightlifting makes you look better naked. So does beer, your choice.
Basketball makes you look better naked. So does wine, your choice.
Working out makes you look better naked. So does beer, your choice.
Tennis makes you look better naked. So does beer, your choice.