Sweary Love

Scratch To Reveal Your Birthday Treat (blowjob)

Scratch To Reveal Your Birthday Treat (car sex)

Lubricated and Ready

Buy Me Ropes, Not Roses

Are You A candle? Cause I Want To Blow You

Scratch To Reveal Your Valentine's Treat (blowjob)

Beards Make My Pants Disappear

Scratch To Reveal Your Valentine's Treat (car sex)

Lick Me Till Ice Cream

Love Your Bush, It's So 70s

Allowing You Into My Vagina. Best Decision Ever

Love Sucks. True Love Swallows

My To Do List

Happy Valentine's Day. Let's Celebrate in My Vagina

You Make My Software Into Hardware

You Give Me Butterflies In My Vagina

Sometimes You Just Need a Hug

There Is No One Else I'd Rather Annoy The Shit Out Of

You Are My Favourite Pain In The Ass

I licked it, so it's mine

I Am So Glad We Got Drunk and Had Sex

You Are Always on My To Do List

You Know What Looks Really Good on Me? You

I Think I'll Keep You and It's Not Because You Know How To Use Your Penis