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I'm 30% Mexican 20% American and 50% Tequila

I Tolerate You.

There is a 0% Chance I will NOT Complain

Bitch Please! I'm a Fucking Unicorn

100% Focused on a Eating Healthier 0% Happy about it

I'd Like to Apologize to Absolutely NOBODY

I do Payroll so Beat it!

I'm Silently Wishing You Were my Dog

I'm Silently Flirting with your Boyfriend

I'm Silently Wishing You Were my Cat

I'm Silently Wishing You Were my Horse

I'm Silently Judging You in Spanish

I'm Silently Making Crude Remarks About your Makeup

I'm Silently Wondering Why You're Such a Dick

I'm Silently Complaining About Everything

I'm Silently Wondering Why you're Always Late

I'm Silently Wishing You Were my Pet

I'm Silently Wondering Why You Choose that Outfit

I'm Silently Judging Others Right Now

I'm Silently Judging your Life Choices

I'm Silently Making Crude Remarks About your Outfit

I'm Silently Judging Your Parenting Skills

I'm Silently Making Crude Remarks About your Accent

I'm Silently Wondering Why they Hired you