Creative Seasons

I'm A Farmer Because I Refer To Land Using The Names Of The Farmers Who Owned Them A Generation Ago

I'm A Farmer Because I Can Tell The Difference Between The Smell Of A Skunk And The Smell Of a Dairy

I'm A Farmer Because My Family Becomes Instantly Silent When The Weather Comes On The News Each Night

I'm A Farmer Because Using A Elevator Relates To Grain Harvest Rather Than In A Tall City Building

I'm A Farmer Because I Can Tell The Difference Between A Bull And A Heifer From A Distance

I Hope Someday To Write Something Worth Plagiarizing

Copywriters Don't Copy They Craft

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension!

Writing Pitches Is Like Doing The Dishes

Writing Makes You Hungry!

IF "Camping" Means My Hotel Room Faces The Woods, The Yeah I'll Go Camping

The Air Conditioning Is So Nice. Yea I Love Camping

Glamping Not Camping

Simplicity Is Over-Rated

I Desperately Want To Go Camping This Year. Preferably In A Hotel. With A Pool. And A Spa

Please Stop Me Before I Volunteer Once Again

Why Do Plants Hate Math? Because It Gives Them Square Roots

What Do You Call An Elderly Person Who Volunteers Their Time? A Dentured Servant

If Coal Is So Bad For The Environment Why Don't We Just Burn It All

What Did The Kangaroo Say While Volunteering At The Homeless Shelter?

I'm So Hot I'm The Leading Cause Of Global Warming

What Kind Of Clothes Does A Volunteer Wear?

Why Is Smoking Good For The Environment?

I Like To Spend Summers By Volunteering To Help Blind Children