Olivia Payne

My Thoughts While I Poop

You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Work Here But It Sure Helps

Can't Decide If I Need a Hug, an XL Coffee, 6 Shots of Vodka or 2 Weeks of Sleep.

Zen as Fck

Thank You for Voicing That Terrible Idea and Making This Meeting Last Even Longer

Everyone Brings Joy to This Office Some When They Enter, Others When They Leave.

Sorry Yesterday Was the Deadline for All the Complaints

My List of Things I Was Right about

Things I Need to Report to HR

I May Be Wrong, But It's Highly Unlikely

Can I Leave Yet?

Brilliant F*cking Ideas If I Do Say So Myself

People I Want to Bitch Slap

I Promise to Always Be on Your Side Unless You're Wrong Then I'm Ratting You Out to HR

Lawyers Have Feelings Too...Allegedly

There's No Crying in Human Resources

Things I Said at Work That HR Pinned on Someone Else

I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up to Be an Asshole HR Manager But Here I Am Killing It

How to Be a Good Coworker When All You Want to Do Is Smash Everyone in the Face

I'm So F*cking Motivated 2019

HR Nightmares

This Thing We're Planning Here, You, Me. I'm In. All In. Unless HR Finds Out Then I'm Out. All Out.

Resting Bitch Face? My Body Doesn't Get to Rest So Why Would My Face?

Today's Shitty Mood Brought to You by My Shitty Sleep