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Word of the day
Club Bed featuring DJ Blanky & MC Pillows
Bonus Dad (noun. [bones dad] 1. connected by love and not by DNA 2. role model, provider, friend and super hero 3. positive source of strength for children (see also
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This!
Bitch (noun. [bich]) 1. any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you
CARPE SCROTUM (grab life by the balls)
Karen (noun. [ke'ren] 1. needs to speak with your manager immediately (see also
Grandma (noun. [gran(d), ma]) 1. kind of like a mom, but with no rules to speak of. (see also
Barber (noun [barbrrr]) 1. Someone with the ability to perform astonishing acts of wondrous perfection with a pair of clippers. (see also
Office Manager (verb. [afis manijer]) 1. coffee shortage scapegoat (see also
Plumber (noun. [plemer]) 1. quite literally fixes your shit 2. repairs what your husband has already fixed. 3. knows how to put the toilet seat down. (see also
Radiologist (noun. [rade alejest] 1. knows all of the positions 2. does it in the dark 3. can see right through you 4. takes really creepy selfie pictures (see also
Have A Nice Day
I don't have a bucket list but my fuckit list is miles long
Divorce Lawyer (noun. [loier]) 1. an individual who assists people in hating each other (see also
Immature (adj. [ime'toor, ime'Choor]) 1. a word used by boring people to describe fun people (see also
My Wife is psycHOTic
Jai Alai Coach (verb. [hi (e), li koCH) 1. like an ordinary coach but much better looking and a heck of a lot smarter (see also
Bad Ass with a Great Ass
Dad (noun. [dad]) 1. keeper of the wallet 2. holder of the remote control 3. producer of corny dad jokes. (see also
Bitch Peas
Fox You you Foxy Foxer
It's Not Going To Lick Itself
Jolly As Fuck