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The heart that loves is always young.
Don't try to understand everything. Sometimes it is not meant to be understood, just accepted
Never let someone else's happiness become more important than your own.
Love your beloved like there is no tomorrow.
The best proof of love is trust.
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Sometimes you need those bad days because it helps you truly appreciate the good ones
I am in touch with my motivation. I saw it going by this morning, waving at me and winking
Married women face a significantly lower risk of kidnapping; nobody can be certain that the ransom would actually be paid
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight
I'm not lazy. I'm just naturally a very relaxed person
Somebody said today that I'm lazy. I nearly answered him
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543
According to my mirror, I am pregnant. The father is Nutella
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards
You can only be young once. But you can enjoy being infantile forever
Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level
It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.
Stomp My Flag & I'll Stomp Your Ass
To All Our Armed Forces Thank You
I Am Who I Am Your Approval is Not Needed
Never Ride Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers