Naughty Press

I Tried My Best To See Things From Your Point Of View But I Couldn't Get My Head That Far Up My Ass

Me Being Rude

I've Met Some Pricks In My Time But You My Friend You're the F*cking Cactus

I'm Trying To Give Up Sexual Innuendos. But It's Hard, So Hard

I Don't Mean to Be Rude, But Fuck You And Shut Up

I Was Hoping For A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unharmed

Words Cannot Express How Much I Don't Care

Besides Chocolate, You're My Favourite

Kiss The Hell Out Of Me Please

If You Are Lucky Enough To Find A Weirdo, Never Let Them Go

My Mind Is A Dirty Thing. And I Love Having You In It

Your Clothes Would Look Nice On My Bedroom Floor

Sorry For The Mean, Awful, Accurate Things I Said

Sarcasm Is My Body's Natural Defence Against Your Stupidity

I Don't Have a Dirty Mind I Have a Sexy Imagination

Sex With You Is So Good We Should Celebrate It By Having Sex

Fuck You #nofilter

I'm Not Rude, I Just Speak What Everyone Else Hasn't Got The Balls To Say

Sex Is Like Math You Add The Bed Subtract the Clothes Divide the Legs and Pray You Don't Multiply

You Are My Favourite Dirty Thought

I'm Not Rude. I'm Honest.

I Licked It So It's Mine

I Use Sarcasm At Work Because Punching Someone In Their Stupid Face Is Frowned Upon By Management

My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open