Mami Bants Notebooks

You Are the Best Mother from Your Lil Shit

Of All the Vaginas in the World I Am So Glad I Fell Out of Yours

I Might Be a Little Shit, But I'm Your Little Shit

I Smile Because You Are My Mother

Mum, Just Wanted to Say Congrats I Turned Out Perfect

Happy Mothers Day, Today Would Just Be a Normal Day Without Me You're Welcome.

I Was Going to Get You the Best Mothers Day Gift Ever...

If at First You Don't Succeed Try, Try Again, Love Your Second Child

Of All the Fannies in the World I Am So Glad I Fell Out of Yours

Happy Mothers Day (from Your Favourite Stepdaughter)

Mum, Thanks for Wiping My Bum and That

Mum I Love You More Than You Annoy Me

Mom, I Would Have Got You a Really Funny Gift...

Mum, Thank You for Putting Up with Such a Little Cunt Like My Brother

Best Fucking Mom Ever

Mum Thanks for Teaching Me How to Deal with Life's Problems

Mum Thank You for Putting Up with Such a Little Cunt Like My Sister

Best Fucking Mum Ever

Thanks for Keeping Me Alive

Mom, Whatever Life Throws at You.at Least You Don't Have Ugly Children

Mom Thanks for Teaching Me How to Deal with Life's Problems

Mum, I Would Have Got You a Really Funny Gift...

Mom, Thank You for Putting Up with Such Little Cunts Like My Siblings

Mom, Thanks for Wiping My Ass and All That