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Let's Make Your Birthday Great Again. We'll Invite Everyone - Crazy Joe Biden, Little Michael Bloomberg, Low Energy Jeb, Crooked Hillary, Al Frankenstein, Wacky Omarosa. The Mexicans Will Pay For Everything. It Will Be Yuge!

No Fake News You Will Have The Best Birthday Ever Everyone Agrees With Me

Let's Make Your Birthday Great Again. We'll Invite Everyone - Fat Jerry, Cheatin' Obama, Crazy Nancy, Little Marco, Cryin' Chuck. The Mexicans Will Pay For Everything. It Will Be Yuge!

Nobody Is Going To Wish You A Better Happy Birthday Than Me. Nobody. I Guarantee It. I Am The Best At Birthday Wishes. Everyone Knows It. Believe Me.

Let's Make Your Birthday Great Again. We'll Invite Everyone - Rocket Man, Justin from Canada, Putin, Britain Trump, Dumb as a Rock Mika, The Squad. The Mexicans Will Pay For Everything. It Will Be Yuge!

Make Birthdays Great Again

Happy Birthday We Will Build You A Yuge Cake And Mexico Will Pay For It

Let's Make Our Anniversary Great Again

Your Birthday Is Gonna Be Huuuuge Everyone Agrees Believe Me

Maybe Getting Older Is The Least Of Your Worries

Make America Cool Again

I'm Ridin' With Biden

You're No Average Joe

Make America Joe Cool Again

Biden Our Time 'Til 2020

You Are An Amazing Father A Yugely Special Person Ask Anyone All The Other Fathers Total Disasters Believe Me

You're A Great Dad Very Smart Very Handsome And I Should Know Everyone Agrees Believe Me

Let's Make Father's Day Great Again

Best Dad In The History of Fathers My Love For You Is Yuge Ask Anyone

Call Out Fake News Build The Wall Everyone Knows You're The Best Dad Of All

Nobody Is Better At Fatherhood Than You All The Other Dads Total Disasters Believe Me

You're A Terrific Father Very Smart Very Handsome All The Other Dads Total Losers Believe Me

You Are An Amazing Graduate Simply Fantastic All the Other Graduates Total Disasters Everyone Agree Believe Me

You Are An Amazing Business Owner Simply Fantastic All the Other Business Owners Total Disasters Everyone Agree Believe Me