I Live to Journal

I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today, But I'm Exhausted From Being So Freakin Awesome

I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Tried To Wake Me Up

Coffee Keeps Me Going Until It's Acceptable To Drink Wine. (Coffee Pages Now)

Mental Abuse To Humans

Give Me Wine And Tell Me I'm Pretty. (Wine Books Plus)

I Have No Idea Why I'm Out Of Bed

Another Day Has Passed And I Didn't Use Algebra Once.

Proud Supporter Of Messy Hair And Sweatpants

I Have So Much To Do That I'm Going to Bed

My Death Will Probably Be Caused by Being Sarcastic at the Wrong Time (Pro Sarcasm Books, #5)

I Had A Super Busy Day Converting Oxygen Into Carbon Dioxide

I'm Allergic to Stupidity. I Break Out in Sarcasm (Pro Sarcasm Books, #12)

Reasons I Don't Look Good Today

There's A 99.9% Chance I Am Hungry

Wine. (n.) A Hug In A Glass (Wine Books Plus)

Weird Is A Side Effect Of Awesome

I Want to Ki_ _ You. Options May Vary (Pro Sarcasm Books, #4)

Oh I See How It Is. Bears Can Hibernate And It's 'Natural', But When I Do...

Coffee. (n.) A Hug In A Cup (Coffee Pages Now)

I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Stay At Home Because Socializing Stresses Me

Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries

Roses Are Red Pizza Sauce Is Too I Ordered A Large And None Of It's For You

When Does Hibernation Start Because I Am 100% Participating In That

My Weekend Is All Booked