I Live to Journal

Be Nice to Me, my Wife is Pregnant

She's Eating For Two I'm Drinking For Three

Merdad

Pop The Bubbly I'm Getting A Hubby

Yes, I Do Have A Retirement Plan I Plan On Coloring

Practice like you've never won. Perform like you've never lost.

Nope.

Go Away I'm Reading

What Happens On The Pontoon Stays On the Pontoon

I Am My Ancestors' Wildest Dreams

I'm 60 So When It Seems Like I Don't Care It's Because I Literally Do. Not. Care

Life Is Good After Coffee

Diesel Because Electric Can't Roll Coal.

I'm A Softball Mom I Suppose I Could Be Quieter But It's Highly Unlikely

I'm Not The Step Father I'm The Father That Stepped Up

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Manatee Then Always Be A Manatee

W.T.F. Wine Tasting Friends

Talk Birdie To Me

Real Men Use Three Pedals

Not Running Sucks.

Eat Sleep Anime Repeat

I Know I Play Like A Girl Try To Keep Up

I'd Smoke That

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