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This cosmetologist play well with stupid people
Sometimes it can be exhausting being such a ridiculously awesome cosmetologist
Cosmetologist by day witch by night
I never dreamed that someday I'd be a super sexy cosmetologist but here I am killing it
I.m the cosmetologist no questions no arguments, we'll just do things my way!
I'm not yelling this is just my senior auditor voice
Auditor i will be there for you
Auditor only because full time multitasking ninja is not an actual job title
Auditor i'm only awesome on days ending in y
I'm an auditor county i solve problems you don't know you have in ways you can't understand
Auditor of course i talk to myself. sometimes i need expert advice.
Receptionist ELF
Do not make me use my receptionist voice
Receptionist multi- talented miracle worker super hero ninja magician
Be nice to the receptionist santa is watching
Sorry i'm taken already by a super hot receptionist
Hello i'm the receptionist
I love my Receptionist wife
I'm a fairly big deal in the receptionist community
Receptionist only because full time multi tasking ninja is not an actual job title
I love my Receptionist husband
Receptionist of course i talk to myself. sometimes i need expert advice
God found strongest women and made them receptionist
Receptionist rule #1 i'm always right rule # 2 when wrong, refer to rule # 1