Candlelight Publications

Bitchcraft

There Are Like 7 Trillion Nerves in the Human Body & You Have Stepped on All of Mine.

I'd Spell It Out for You But I Left My English to Dumbass Dictionary at Home.

I'm Not Argumentative, I'm Simply Explaining Why I Am Correct.

Today Was Going Great Until... People.

Who Left the Bag of Idiots Open.

I Can Go from Southern Belle to Ghetto Thug Fast Than You Can Say Bless Your Heart

Pleasing Everyone Is Impossible. But Pissing Everyone Off Is a Piece of Cake.

Thank You for Reminding Me How Much I Dislike You

I'm Not a Bitch... I'm Just a Woman with a Backbone!

Crap, Crap, Crappity, Crap, Crap!

If Swearing Like a M@t!%r Fuc&@4 Burned Calories I'd Weigh Like 9 Lbs!

I Don't Know about You But People Make Me Say Bad Things!

I Speak 4 Languages

I'm Proficient in 3 Languages... English, Sarcasm & Profanity.

I'm in My Awesome Bubble & You're Not Allowed Inside.

Bless Your Heart the Southern Way of Saying You're a Dumbass.

Well, Aren't You Just a Fun Little Lollipop Triple Dipped in Psycho

I'm Not Childish, You're Just a Big Doody Head.

I'm Allergic to Stupidity. I Break Out in Sarcasm.

Some People Should Use a Gluestick Instead of a Chapstick.

I Used to Be a People - Person. Then People Ruined That for Me.

I Am a People Person... I'm Just Not a Stupid People Person

Just Remember, Cramps Are Better Than Contractions