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The Weekend Has Landed Goodbye Social Status And Dignity I'll See You On Monday
My Relationship is Like An Ipod I Don't Have An Ipod
Some People Are Pretty And Some People Are Stupid But Most Are Pretty Stupid
You Hate Us Cause You Aint Us
I'm 9
I'm Not A Complete Idiot Some Pieces Are Missing
Anyone Can Be A Father But It Takes Someone Special To Be a Daddy
The Shortest Horror Story Monday
Doing Nothing Is Hard You Never Know When You're Done
I Need My Daily Dose Of Donuts
You're Born Free Then You're Taxed To Death
I've Been Struck By A Headache So I Followed The Instructions On The Aspirin Bottle Keep Away From Children
Chip Salsa Repeat
Live Laugh Love Football
Be The Energy You Want To Attract
When Life Gives You Melons You Might Be Dyslexic
Lets Flip A Coin Heads Youre Mine Tails Im Yours
My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Mental Problems
My Blood Type Is Coffee
If A Man Said He'll Fix It He'll Fix It There's No Need To Nag Him Every Six Months About It
I Ate My Homework Cos My Teacher Said it Was A Piece Of Cake She Lied
I Couldn't Repair Your Breaks So I Made Your Horn Louder
We Boil At Different Degrees
That's Too Much Pizza Said No One Ever