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Hold My Drink I've Got To Pet This Dog
Penguins Can't Fly Therefore I Am A Penguin
Once Upon A Time There Was A Queen And She Was Born In February It Was Me, The End
Marriage A Relationship In Which One Person Is always Right And The Other Is The Husband
Actually You Can
Whoever Said Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend Never Had A Leopard Gecko
Follow Your Dreams
I Just Freakin' Love Peacocks Ok!
Some Dads Fart Too much It's Me I'm Some Dads
Just A Girl Who Loves Peacocks
Majestically Awkward
Keep Calm And And Make The Belt Black
Some Uncles Fart Too much It's Me I'm Some Uncles
Some Dads Fart Tell Bad Jokes Too much It's Me I'm Some Dads
I'm The Hilarious Dad Everybody Warned You About
Only The Best Uncles Get Promoted To GodFather
I Just Want To Pet All The Dogs
Some Dads Fart Tell Bad Jokes And Embarrass Their Wives That'd Be Me... I'm Some Dads
Rescued Is My Favorite Breed
Don't Hate Because My Melanin Makes Fourty Look So Good
I Hate Being This Sexy But I'm Bermudan So I Can't Help It
Keep Training Until The Belt turns Black
Once Upon A Time There Was A Girl Who Really Loved Bearded Dragons & Wine It Was Me... The End
I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian That's How We Talk