131 books
Everything I Touch Turns to Sold
Trombone Player, 1% Talent, 2% Determination, 97% Hot Air
Spit Happens
It's okay if you don't like trombone. Not everyone is awesome
I hate being sexy but I'm a trombonist so I can't help it
Weapon of Brass Destruction
It's a trombone thing, you wouldn't understand
Without My Trombone Life Would B ♭
Wedding Officiant because badass miracle worker isn't an official job title
Frickin' Awesome Wedding Officiant
Thank you for marrying us
We heard you clean up nice. Will you be our wedding officiant?
Will you pronounce us husband and wife?
We Can't Do This Sh!t Alone Will You Marry Us?
Educated Drug Dealer - Pharmacist
I never dreamed I would be a super cool Pharmacist but here I am killing it!
Frickin' Awesome Pharmacist
Pharmacist because Badass Drug Dealer isn't an official job title
Pharmacist I can't fix stupid but I can medicate it
Best Pharmacist Ever
I'm a Pharmacist What's Your Superpower
Frickin' Awesome Occupational Therapist
Best Occupational Therapist Ever
I'm an Occupational Therapist. I solve problems you don't know you have in ways you can't understand
