Ross Petras

63 books • 2 series

Ross Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with his sister, Kathryn Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross lives with his family in Toronto.

Sep 1, 2022
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A History of the World Through Body Parts

Nov 1, 2021
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Being Weird Is a Wonderful Thing

Mar 10, 2020
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Awkword Moments

Sep 4, 2018
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That Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means

Oct 17, 2017
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The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time

Sep 13, 2016
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You're Saying It Wrong

Apr 5, 2016
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"Nothing Is Worth More Than This Day."

May 10, 2014
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Unusually Stupid Americans: A Compendium of All-American Stupidity

Apr 22, 2014
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It Always Seems Impossible Until It's Done.

Aug 6, 2013
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Wretched Writing

Apr 23, 2013
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Bad Girls Go Everywhere

Mar 27, 2012
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Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry

Oct 15, 2011
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Stupidest Things Ever Said

May 31, 2011
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Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys)

Feb 24, 2011
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"Dance First. Think Later"

Sep 14, 2010
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1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe

Jun 29, 2009
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"don't Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats"

May 20, 2009
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Don't Forget To Sing In The Lifeboats (U.S edition)

May 1, 2009
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B Is for Botox

Apr 2, 2008
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Fandex Mythology

Oct 9, 2007
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Unusually Stupid Politicians

May 1, 2007
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Unusually Stupid Celebrities

Aug 15, 2005
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Fabulous Broads 2006

Aug 15, 2005
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Stupidest Things Ever Said 2006