Maggie Nguyen

I Really Love How We Can Just Look At Each Other And Know That We're Making Fun Of The Same People

Dear Fat, Either Make Your Way To My Boobies Or GTFU

Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On

Sarcasm Because Beating The Shit Out Of People Is Illegal

I Want To Be A Stay At Home Cat Parent

I Want To Be A Stay At Home Dog Parent

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt A Shot Of Tequila And Some Lemon

Lawyers Never Loose Their Appeal

Travel Far Enough To Meet Yourself

Treat Yo Self Budget Planner

I Have To Be Successful Because I Like Expensive Things

Budget Planner

All My Money Shit Budget Planner

After Tuesday Even The Calendar Says W T F

I Have To Be Succesful Because I Like Expensive Things

And So, She Decided To Start Living The Life She'd Imagined

It Is All Fun And Games. Until It Is Monday And You Have To Put Your Bra Back On

Too Glam To Give a Damn

I Think I Have Seized The Wrong Fucking Day

I Am Not Emotionally Equipped To Deal With The Sound Of A Person Chewing Gum Loudly

Hold On, I Gotta Overthink It

I Am Trying To See Things From Your Point Of View But I Can't Stick My Head That Far Up My Ass

My Secret Talent Is Getting Tired Without Doing Anything

I Believe In Annoyed At The First Sight