Standard Booklets

People I Would Totally Destroy

I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today But I'm Exhausted From Being So Freakin Awesome Yesterday

One Time I Took A Shit In My Moms Purse

I'd Tell You To Go To Hell But I Work There And Don't Want To See Your Ugly Mug Every Day

List Of Reasons For Why I'm Right

Find Your Patience Before I Lose Mine

Thinking Of A Master Plan

My Neighbors Diary Says That I Have Boundary Issues

Stupid Things That Have Happened In Customer Service

Everyone Has The Right To Be Stupid But You Are Abusing The Privilege

Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form Of Wit Yet It Remains The Funniest

You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Be Ready For Tomorrow The Trash Gets Picked Up

If Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You Say I'll Be Poor

Yet Despite The Look On My Face... You Are Still Talking

It's Only Awkward If You Say Awkward

The Book Of Shitty Ideas

That Is The Ugliest Top I've Ever Seen Yet It Compliments Your Face Perfectly

My Dog Runs Away When I Fart

Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them

I'm Not Saying I Hate You What I'm Saying Is That You Are Literally The Monday Of My Life

Crazy Dumb Day Trades I've Made

Sometimes I Need What Only You Can Provide Your Absence

Absolutely Absurd Things My Students Say