Max Carl

Broker #bestjobever

1% talent. 99% work. Flight attendant

Being a consultant is easy. it's like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire and you're in hell

Highly koalified broker

The only flag I kneel for

Flight attendant saving you ass from bad decisions. Since 1854

Consultant & beer

Step aside coffee. This is a job for broker

Genuine. Trusted consultant. Premium quality

Proud to be a cleaner

World's okayest broker

I never dreamed I'd grown up to be a supercool consultant husband. But here I am, killing it

Consultant by day, super dad by night

Never underestimate an old man who is a flight attendant

Dibs on the broker

I tried to retire as a broker, now I work for my wife

Real men marry cleaner

Keep calm. I'm a bartender

Instant firefighter. Just add coffee

Hairdresser rocks!

Do i look like your paramedic

Luckiest bartender on earth

I'm a paramedic. What's your superpower?

FYI. Warning arguing with the hairdresser will be ineffective