"What do you fancy?" said Satan. "How about a nice cake?"
"You said I could have anything I wanted - why would I ask for cake?"
"Who doesn't like cake?" he smiled. I simply stared into his curiously striking eyes. "Ah well, it was worth a try," he said. "Go on then, what do you want?"
"I ... I don't know. What's the catch? Will I have to go to Hell when I die?"
"Only if you want to. It's quite a nice place, actually."
"Hell is `quite nice'?"
"Oh yes, though all the books are missing the last chapter. Otherwise it's not unlike one of those woodland holiday villages."
"Is there wifi?"
"No, Hell has no wifi."
"I suppose that was a silly q-"
"Look at your face! Of course there's wifi. Who doesn't have wifi? That would be ridiculous."
Eight short tales of surprise and delight that you can slip in your pocket.
- ISBN13 9780244310707
- Publish Date 12 June 2017
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 13 May 2021
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Lulu.com
- Format Paperback
- Pages 44
- Language English