There are no stupid answers to stupid questions - only great comebacks! With the hundreds of witty retorts in this book you can make your friends crack up and make your parents groan. Try some School Crack Ups to answer questions like "Why were you absent yesterday?": "Sorry, the government's UFO scientists have sworn me to secrecy." Make a Rapid Recovery to something like "Do you talk back to your parents, too?": "Yes, we love classical music. You did say talk Bach, didn't you?" Tired of "Didn't I tell you to tidy up your room"? Answer "Yes, but first you'll have to increase my pocket money. Renting a bulldozer isn't cheap!"
- ISBN10 1402705603
- ISBN13 9781402705601
- Publish Date 1 August 2003
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 25 January 2009
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Sterling Juvenile
- Format Paperback
- Pages 96
- Language English