They Suck

by Regan T. M. Pazuzu and Kevin Risk

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Horror/comedy. The novelization of the screenplay by the same name and Book 2 in the "Trilogy of Horrifically Half-Baked Ham". Are you looking for a hilariously gory and inappropriately explicit tale involving a man and the obsessively tidy woman he loves, his army of beloved (and talking) animal friends, a sexually timid and immature comic book shop owner, his zombie-crazed psychiatrist and a grotesque strain of mutated vampires wantonly attacking the unsuspecting citizens of Toronto? How oddly specific of you-but you're in luck! Join Robert Spavor as he wages war against these silly vampires to save the body and soul of the woman he loves in one of the goriest, most blood-stained, vulgar and ridiculous epic battles ever!
  • ISBN10 1365352455
  • ISBN13 9781365352454
  • Publish Date 8 June 2015
  • Publish Status Active
  • Publish Country US
  • Imprint Lulu.com
  • Format Paperback
  • Pages 200
  • Language English