Here are over 2000 put-downs, insults and excuses for every occasion - dastardly digs at home cooking, playing hooky, disorder in the court, chaos at school, the state of your bedroom, and more - that will have you cracking up. Drive everyone crazy with hilarious comebacks like these: Your family is so crooked, even your inlaws are outlaws. I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. Be careful you don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. You're so knowledgeable you can bore people on any subject You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement straight away. Plus, over 300 snappy excuses in answer to 74 silly questions, e.g. Why don't you clean your room? Why don't you make your bed? Why were you absent from school yesterday? Don't you ever stop talking?
- ISBN10 0806920815
- ISBN13 9780806920818
- Publish Date 1 March 2003
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 24 January 2009
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Sterling Juvenile
- Format Paperback
- Pages 255
- Language English