Ross O'Carroll-Kelly and the Temple of Academe

by Paul Howard

Alan Clarke (Illustrator)

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The Miseducation Years and The Teenage Dirtbag Years, together in a single volume.

The Miseducation Years
So there I was, roysh, putting the 'in' in 'in crowd', hanging out, pick of the babes, bills from the old pair to fund the lifestyle I, like, totally deserve.

But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides, roysh, like all the total knobs wanting to chill in your, like, reflected glory, and the bunny-boilers who decide they want to be with me and won't take, like, no for an answer. And we're talking totally here. Basically, it may look like a champagne bath with, like, Nell McAndrew, with, like, no clothes and everything, but I can tell you, roysh, those focking bubbles can burst.

And when they do … OH MY GOD!

The Teenage Dirtbag Years
So there I was, roysh, class legend, schools rugby legend, basically all-round legend, when someone decides you can't, like, sit the Leaving Cert four times. Well that put a focking spanner in the works.

But joining the goys at college wasn't the mare I thought it would be, basically for, like, three major reasons: beer, women and more women. And for once I agree with Fionn about the, like, education possibilities. I mean, where else can you learn about Judge Judy, laminating fake IDs and, like, how to order a Ken and snog a girl at the same time?

I may be beautiful, roysh, but I'm not stupid and this much I totally know: college focking rocks.

  • ISBN10 1847171362
  • ISBN13 9781847171368
  • Publish Date 29 August 2008
  • Publish Status Out of Print
  • Out of Print 18 September 2012
  • Publish Country IE
  • Imprint O'Brien Press Ltd
  • Format Paperback (B-Format (198x129 mm))
  • Pages 528
  • Language English