What do executioners write in December?
Their Christmas chopping lists.
Why did the cannibal join the police force?
So he could grill his suspects.
First Flea: You don't look too well.
Second Flea: No, I'm not feeling up to scratch.
Where's the best place to have the school sickroom?
Next to the canteen!
And more truly revolting jokes guaranteed to get a giggle out of kids.
- ISBN10 0330397737
- ISBN13 9780330397735
- Publish Date 6 September 2002
- Publish Status Out of Print
- Out of Print 2 June 2010
- Publish Country GB
- Publisher Pan Macmillan
- Imprint Macmillan Children's Books
- Format Paperback (B-Format (198x129 mm))
- Pages 160
- Language English