Sometime student and ever-reluctant detective Neal Carey would rather be finishing a dull doctoral thesis than staring down the nose of a loaded gun -- but his new assignment doesn't sound dangerous. All he's got to do is pull off the ultimate makeover: turn Polly Paget -- a gum-chewing, foul-mouthed, big-haired broad -- into a perfect lady in time to testify in a rape case against Jack Landis, head of the Family Cable Network and America's most beloved family man. But Polly isn't cooperating, and everyone -- including a former FBI agent, an obsessive-compulsive hitman, the Mafia, a porn prince, and a slew of tabloid reporters -- is on her trail, turning Neal's "simple" assignment into a deadly game of duck-duck-goose.
- ISBN10 1306599164
- ISBN13 9781306599160
- Publish Date 1 January 2010 (first published 15 July 1998)
- Publish Status Active
- Out of Print 25 February 2015
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Open Road Media
- Format eBook
- Language English