329 books
I Always Tell New Hires, Don
My Resum
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Team Work Is Important; It Helps to Put the Blame on Someone Else.
A Clean Desk Is a Sign of a Cluttered Desk Drawer.
I Use Artificial Sweetener at Work. I Add It to Everything I Say to My Boss.
If Our Boss Makes a Mistake, It Is Our Mistake.
Nothing Ruins a Friday More Than an Understanding That Today Is Tuesday.
The Proper Way to Use a Stress Ball Is to Throw It at the Last Person to Upset You.
Knowledge Is Knowing a Tomato Is a Fruit; Wisdom Is Not Putting It in a Fruit Salad.
A Work Week Is So Rough That After Monday and Tuesday, Even the Calendar Says Wtf.
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Never Argue with an Idiot They
Life Is Like a Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You
I Still Miss My Ex
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away, But If the Doctor Is Cute Forget the Fruit.
Never Steal. the Government Hates Competition.
Why Are They Called Apartments If They Are All Stuck Together?
Do Not Drink and Drive or You Might Spill the Drink.
How to Be a Good Coworker When All You Want to Do Is Smash Everyone in the Face
If You're Close Enough to Read This Bring Me Some Coffee
A Guide to Dealing with Dickheads and Other Mofos Who Try to Test You
