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The Art of Perfecting Resting Bitch Face
That's a Terrible Idea Ok, Let's Do It
Important Stuff to Do Someday in the Distant Future When I Finally Get My Shit Together
I Don
All I Ask Is a Chance to Prove Money Can
I Like My Job Only Marginally More Than I Like Being Homeless.
The Probability of Someone Watching You Is Proportional to the Stupidity of Your Action.
Progress Is Made by Lazy People Looking for an Easier Way to Do Things.
Efficiency Is a Highly Developed Form of Laziness.
I Have a Lot of Jokes about Unemployed People But None of Them Work.
I Pretend to Work as Long as They Pretend to Pay Me.
Drink Coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy!
My Job Is Secure. No One Else Wants It.
Archaeologist
Bearly Awake.
Are You in a Bad Mood? Yes No Bitch I Might Be
People Used to Laugh at Me When I Would Say I Want to Be a Comedian, Well Nobody's Laughing Now.
World's Okayest Employee
Hard Work Never Killed Anyone, But Why Take the Chance?
The Right to Be Heard Does Not Automatically Include the Right to Be Taken Seriously.
Get Shit Done Mode
If You Can
I Get Plenty of Exercise
A Bus Station Is Where a Bus Stops. a Train Station Is Where a Train Stops. on My Desk, I Have a Work Station