Chad McDad

Dad, thanks for helping make me

Thanks for not splashing me on Moms tits

Best fucking Grandpa ever.

I smile because you're my Dad I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it

Your balls produced some wonderful sperm

Happy Fathers day miserable old git

Dad, Your jokes are shit

Like Father like Daughter. God help me

Dad that stepped up

Thanks for not splashing me on Mums tits

Grandpa, thanks for loving me almost as much as the dog

Best fucking Step Dad ever.

Dad, I still love you even though you didn't buy me that dog

Best fucking Dad ever.

Dad, I even loved you when I was living in your balls

Dad, You are my fav (don't tell Mom)

I love my asshole kids

Grandpa, thanks for being cool as fuck

Dad, I still love you even though you didn't buy me that horse

Dad, I'm sorry I was such a little bastard

Happy Fathers day miserable old bastard

Dad, Thanks for being cool as fuck

Dad, I still love you even though you didn't buy me that cat

Grampy, thanks for loving me almost as much as the dog