Chad McDad

Dad, No one rocks socks and sandals quite like you

You are a great great Grandpa

Dad nice job on raising such a fucking legend

Worlds least cunty Step Dad

I used to live in your balls

If at first you don't succeed...call Dad

Dad, Sorry you had to raise my awful brother

I respect you for passing school without google

Sorry about the grey hair

Sorry I was such a Cunt Happy Fathers day

Well done Dad. I'm amazing

I'm sorry I haven't moved out yet

Dad, thanks for loving me almost as much as the dog

You stepped in you stepped up Happy Fathers day

Dad no matter what life throws at you at least you don't have ugly children

Thanks for babysitting me when Mum went out

Happy Fathers day from the kid you inadvertently acquired when you shacked up with my Mother

Happy Fathers day to my bonus Dad

Dad, thanks for wiping my bum (even if it was only the once)

Dad, Sorry you had to raise my awful sister

Dad, Thanks for raising me to be a proper lady

Dad, Thanks for wiping my bum

Mommy bought you this gift as I have no concept of money or fathers day. Happy 1st Fathers day

Thanks for babysitting me when Mom went out