Olivia Payne

Notes from Meetings That Should Have Been Emails

Office Rules

I Used to Have a Job But Not Giving a F*ck Got in the Way

Congrats on Being a Quitter. Enjoy Your Retirement!

I Pretend to Work, They Pretend to Pay Me

Things I Want to Say at Work But Can't

My Job Is Top Secret Even I Don't Know What I'm Doing

You Don't Have to Smoke Weed To Work In HR But It Helps

I Never Asked to Be the World's Best Boss Lady But Here I Am Absolutely Crushing It

Livin' That HR Life One Joint At A Time

Notes from Meetings I Actually Showed Up for

Shit People Said at Work That They Thought Was Smart But Was So Dumb

Things I Want to Say to My Boss But Can't

Things I Want to Say to My Clients But Can't

All the Idiots I Have Met Before How Do You Spell Your Name?

I Have 2 Scoops of Grumpy Every Morning with a Side of Bitchy

I Never Asked to Be the World's Best HR Professional But Here I Am Absolutely Crushing It

I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing

Me Working Here Is Proof HR Can Be Bought for the Right Price

Bitching the Perfect Short Lived Solution to Any Office Problem

Maybe Swearing Will Help F*ck Sh*t Yep That Worked

Holy Sh*t I'm Grumpy

All the Crap I Pulled Over the Years at My Crap Jobs

HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid Without Them Realizing It