Olivia Payne

Toll Booth Workers I Want to Punch in the Face

Do I Look Like a Fucking People Person?

You Get the Thing When I Am Done the Thing

Just a Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Every Single Shitty Day

First of All ...Ew

Dear Karma, I Have a List of People You Missed. Love Me XX

I Used to Be a People Person But People Ruined It for Me

Life Gets Better When I'm Writing

Proud Police Officer Sarcasm And Offensive Language Guaranteed

Proud Engineer Sarcasm and Offensive Language Guaranteed

Proud Firefighter Sarcasm and Offensive Language Guaranteed

I'm The Kind Of Police Officer That When My Feet Hit The Floor Each Morning The Devil Says "Oh No"

I'm the Kind of E.M.T. That When My Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning the Devil Says "oh No"

I'm the Kind of Engineer That When My Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning the Devil Says "oh No"

I'm the Kind of Mechanic That When My Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning the Devil Says "oh No"

Today Is a Good Day

I'm Not Saying Bosses Suck But a Boss Is a Boss

Fire Fighter Noun 1. a Peculiar Organism Capable of Converting Caffeine Into Saving Lives

E.M.T Noun 1. a Peculiar Organism Capable of Converting Caffeine Into Saving Lives

Police Officer noun 1. A Peculiar Organism Capable Of Converting Caffeine Into Saving Lives

Contents of My Brain

Walk Away! I Have Anger Issues and a Major Dislike for Stupid People

If Life Was Soup I'd Be a Fork

I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean People Just Want to Believe I'm Joking