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Warning! this person may talk about Lizards at any given moment

I just freakin love Lizards, ok

Always be yourself except if you can be a Lizard then always be a Lizard

you are Lizarding me crazy

Certified Lizard whisperer

Proud parent of a Lizard that is sometimes an asshole and thats ok

If you dont like Lizards then you probably wont like me ... and i am ok with that

I asked god for a true friend so he sent me a Lizard

Certified Turtle whisperer

If you dont like Turtles then you probably wont like me ... and i am ok with that

Warning! this person may talk about Turtles at any given moment

If you want me to listen to you talk about Turtles

Always be yourself except if you can be a Turtle then always be a turtle

you are Turtling me crazy

I just freakin love Turtles, ok

Turtle is my spirit animal

Proud parent of a Turtle that is sometimes an asshole and thats ok

I asked god for a true friend so he sent me a Turtle

Always be yourself except if you can be a hamster then always be a hamster

If you dont like hamsters then you probably wont like me ... and i am ok with that

Proud parent of a hamster that is sometimes an asshole and thats ok

Hamster is my spirit animal

you are hamstering me crazy

Warning! this person may talk about hamsters at any given moment