Sweary McLeary

Shit I'm supposed to remember

Only cunts are born in May

Only Cunts Are Born in April

If I could sniff any bum in the world it would be yours

Roses Are Grey Violets Are Grey

Thanks for Picking Up My Shit

I Lick My Bum & Then I Lick Your Face, Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to the Best Shit Picker Upper

I Lick My Bum & Then I Lick Your Face, Happy Mothers Day

You're My Favourite Face to Lick After I've Pooed & Licked My Balls

Happy Mothers Day to the Best Shit Picker Upper

I Love You More Than I Love Walkies

Only Cunts Are Born in March

Only Cunts Are Born in February

37 and Still a Bitch

20 and Still a Bitch

34 and Still a Bitch

36 and Still a Bitch

31 and Still a Bitch

26 and Still a Bitch

24 and Still a Bitch

38 and Still a Bitch

27 and Still a Bitch

Only Cunts Are Born in January