Sweary McLeary

Cuntmuffins for Life!

Two Little Cuntmuffins

I Love Your Willy

I Love Your Cum Face

I Can't Believe I'm Married to Someone as Cunty as You

I Love You Like a Hooker Loves Crack

You Are My Favourite Thing to Do

Best Fucking Husband Ever.

I Love You in a Really Creepy Way

I Love You with All My Butt

I Knew You Were a Keeper When You Grabbed Me by My Ankles

Best Fucking Lover Ever.

I Just Want You to Be Happy (and a Little Bit Naked)

Love Is...Not Having to Hold Your Farts In!

I'm So Glad Your Mom Didn't Swallow You

You Make Me Do Weird Things

I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You

Best Fucking Hubby Ever

Best Fucking Girlfriend Ever.

Best Fucking Wife Ever.

I Hope Your Day Is as Nice as DAT Ass

Choke Me? (I Mean...Happy Valentines Day)

Best Fucking Wifey Ever.

I Was Expecting a Ring & All I Got Was This Shitty Notebook