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Daily Thoughts

Cooler Ideas Than Yours

my secret book of all the fucking passwords i have to remember

my little book of all the fucking passwords i have to remember

everyone thinks you're a cunt

Fuck Work

don't steal my fucking notebook

when i think about you i touch my elf

happy birthday bro mum says you were an accident

you big christmas cock

you're my favorite ho ho ho

happy christmas you red twat

you're an awesome brother. keep that shit up

you're an awesome mother. keep that shit up

you're an awesome father. keep that shit up

you're an awesome husband. keep that shit up

you're an awesome sister. keep that shit up

you're an awesome wife. keep that shit up

undercover unicorn

monday is a cunt

i don't work here

i need some dick

lazy but talented

i'm not always a bitch