Aesthetext Press

I'm Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud?

Motherfucking Awesome

I Need A Fucking Nap

I Can't Adult Today

I'd Rather Be Sleeping

I'm A Fucking Princess

Grumpy Bastard

Hi Stalker, I'm Still Fabulous. Thanks For Checking Up on Me

Hey Train Wreck, This Isn't Your Station

My Amazing Life

I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend To Like You Today

I Don't Hold Grudges. I Remember Facts

I Am Surrounded By Cunts

Keep Rolling Your Eyes. Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There

I'm A Fucking Unicorn

Kick Fear In The Dick

Fucker In Charge

No Crisis Allowed This Week. My Schedule Is Already Full

Grumpy Bitch

I Have Tried To Stop Swearing But I Cunt

Stop Petting My Peeves

Because I'm The Engineer That's Why

Don't Be A Cuntmuffin

Eat A Dick