Sailor The Popeye

To All Who Come To This Happy Place Welcome

Stressed is Desserts Spelled Backward

Birthdays are good for you, The More you Have, The Longer you Live.

Don't Ashamed to Fart While You pee.. There is no Rain Without Thunder.

If You pee on the Seat I Will Scrub it With Your Toothbrush.

Please Wash Your Fucking Hands

Hospitality is Making Our Guest Fell at Home, Even if you Wish they Were.

Christ is the Head of this House, the unseen Guest in Every room. Graduate Guest book.

Behind You, all Your memories. Before You, all Your Dreams. Around You, all who love you. Within you, all you need.

The Ornament of the House is the Guests Who Frequent it.

Wash Your Worries Away

Better Late than Ugly

Be Our Guest

Congratulations Graduate

Decide That You are Enough, And Watch What Happens.

The Best Seat in the House

Wash Your Hands and say your Prayer Cause Jesus and Germs are Everywhere.

Please Sign our Guest Log

Hello, 5th Grade

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