Sailor The Popeye

I May Vegan But I'll Still Eat Your Sausage All Day

Love..is Not Having To Hold Your Fart in!

My Vagina is Your Present

I'm So Glad Your Mom Didn't Swallow You

Choke Me?

I Hope Your Day is As Nice As Dat Ass

Allowing You into My Vagina....is the Best Decision Ever

I Love You Like a Hooker Loves Crack

Happy Mother's Day, To The Best Shit Picker Upper

I've Shaved My Legs

If I Could Sniff Any Bum in the World It Would be Yours

Spank Me?

You're An Old Cunt

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Women's Notebook

Thanks for All the Orgasms

Best Fucking Wife Ever

I Promise To Always Be By Yourself

50 and Still a Dick

I Love Your Face But...it Would look So much Better Between My legs

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Women's Diary

I Love Fucking You. I Mean I Fucking Love You!

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