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I Would Totally Hang Out With You Even if We Weren't Paid.

Just Because You're Still Talking Doesn't Mean I'm Still Listening.

Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To.

I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You.

After Monday and Tuesday, Even the Calendar Says WTF.

Appearing Busy to Avoid Being Laid Off Has Become More Exhausting Than Actually Working.

Just Think of Your New Cubicle As Your Practice Coffin.

I'm Quitting to Pursue My Dream of Not Working Here.

I Don't Understand, But I Also Don't Care. So, It Works Out.

She Believed She Could, But She Was Tired So She Didn't.

Please Try to Schedule Meetings Around My Job Interviews.

My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day So I Went Home.

I Think I Heard You Say, "Blah, Blah, Blah." Is That Correct?

I Like Mondays Because Everyone is as Unproductive as I Am Every Day of the Week.

It's Called Karma, and It's Pronounced, Ha!

First, I Drink the Coffee Then I Do the Things.

Your Opinion Matters, Not to Me But I'm Sure Someone Somewhere Cares at Least a Little Bit.