Lotus Flower Press

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised.

I Believe You Have My Stapler.

I Thought I Wanted a Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted Paychecks.

I Haven't Been the Same Since That House Fell on My Sister.

You People Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything.

I Didn't Say it Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Blaming You.

A Bus Station is Where a Bus Stops. A Train Station is Where a Train Stops. On My Desk, I Have a Work Station...

If You're Waiting for a Sign, This Is It.

You Know That Little Voice Inside Your Head That Keeps You From Saying Things You Shouldn't? Yeah, I Don't Have That.

Yet, Despite the Look on My Face You're Still Talking.

Sometimes the Best Part of My Job Is That the Chair Swivels.

And That's a Wrap on Another Day Where I Acted Like I Knew What I Was Doing.

The First Five Days After the Weekend Are The Hardest.

Yes. Doing Your Job Is Part of Your Job.

The Early Bird Might Get the Worm But the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese.

My Work in 100% Mistrake Free.

I'm Not the Type of Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone.

What Do You Want to Be When You Give Up?

I Hate it When Coworkers Act Like Supervisors. Please Act Your Wage.

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It.

Hold On. I Need to Overthink This.

If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping at Work, Just Slowly Raise Your Head and Say, "In Jesus Name I Pray."

If Your Job is To Tell Me How To Do My Job, You Should At Least Know How to Do My Job.

Due to Recent Cutbacks, The Light at The End of the Tunnel Has Been Turned Off.