Tony Reeves

Women need a reason to have sex; men just need a place.

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

Sex is like math

Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.

If you don't believe in Oral Sex, Keep you mouth shut.

Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.

I'm not always rude and sarcastic sometimes i'm a sleep

Moanday, tongueday, wetday, thirstday, freakday, sexday, suckday.

Having sex doesn't make you an adult. but it could make you a baby.

It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.

Your pants, they bother me. Take them off.

Your face would look better between my legs.

Apology accepted, trust denied.

One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.

People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.

I know everything happens for a reason. But sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.

To the people who lose one shoe on the side of the highway

Bixch, I wanna slap you, but I don't know in which face.

Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.

I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.

Appearing busy to avoid being laid off has become more exhausting than actually working.

The reward for good work in more work.

It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.