Jen V Coleman

You Are Offended By The Things I Say Imagine What I Hold Back

And Then Satan Said Put The Alphabet In Math

People Are Like Math I Hate Math

I Like Long Walks Away from Everyone

The Chains on My Mood Swing Just Snapped Run

Trust Me I'm a Magician

I'm Not 85 That Is Fake News I'm 70 and Those Are the Alternative Facts

I'm Not Loud I'm Just Greek That's How We Talk

I'm Not 65 That Is Fake News I'm 50 and Those Are the Alternative Facts

I'm Not 45 That Is Fake News I'm 25 and Those Are the Alternative Facts

My Favorite Daughter Bought Me This Book

I'm Not 55 That Is Fake News I'm 40 and Those Are the Alternative Facts

My Favorite Daughter-In-Law Bought Me This Book

You Don't Scare Me I Have a Greek Wife

I'm Not 75 That Is Fake News I'm 60 and Those Are the Alternative Facts

I'm a Dad Papa and a Retired Mechanic If I Can't Fix It We're Screwed

I'm Only Here Until I Win the Lottery

Promoted to Godfather

I'm Pretty Sure My Face Did Not Say Come Over Here Let's Chat

Congrats on Getting Away with Stuff I'd Get Fired for

Yes I Do Have a Retirement Plan I Plan on Playing the Guitar

I Tried to Retire Now I Work for My Wife

Stay Humble Hustle Harder

You Only Fail When You Stop Trying