255 books
Be Advised Lack Of Planning On Your Part Does Not Constitute An Emergency On My Part
Warning Chemistry Teacher And Dad Will Periodically Tell Bad Joke
There's A Fine Line Between Genius And Crazy I Use That Bitch As A Jump Rope
My Favorite People Call Me Papa
Relax We're All Crazy It's Not A Competition
Mirror Mirror On The Wall What The Hell Happened
Math The Only Place Where Somebody Buys 69 Melons And Nobody Wonder Why
I Dusted Once And It Came Back I'm Not Falling For The Trick Again
I Would Lose Weight But I Don't Like Losing
Santa's Farvorite Ho
Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be An Dinosaur Than Always Be An Dinosaur
I Say What Everybody Else Is Thinking
50 But Only 35 In Melanin Years
Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be An Elf Than Always Be An Elf
40 But Only 25 In Melanin Years
Biologists Take Cellfies
There's A Fine Line Between Genius And Crazy I Use That Line A Jump Rope
You Call Me Ho Like It's A Bad Thing
I'm Not Saying I Hate You But I'd Unplug Your Life Support To Charge My Phone
If History Repeat Itself I'm So Getting A Dinosaur
Running late is my Cardio
pop The Champagne Uncle Is My New Name
pop The Champagne Auntie Is My New Name
If Found Sleeping Do Not Disturb
