Mark On Dark

I'm An Insurance Agent. Basically, I Sell Probabilities

I'm A Historian. Basically, I Know Your Past

I'm A Hairdresser. Basically, I Create Art From Hair

Total Solar Eclipse

No, I Won't Make The Logo Bigger

I'm A Geologist. Basically, I Rock

I'm A Game Developer. Basically, I Create New Worlds

I'm A Goldsmith. Basically, I'm As Good As Gold

No, I Don't Wear Perfume. I'm A Florist

I'm A Veteran. Basically, I'm A Superhero From Real Life

Rescue A Dog

I'm A Mother. Basically, I Bend The Laws Of Time And Space

Goth Makes Me Feel Good

My Love For Burgers Is Unrequited

I'm A Mom. Basically, I Have Superpowers

Basically, Chocolate Chips Improve Everything

Wine Makes Me Feel Divine

Basically, Turtles Are Angels In Slow Motion

My Love For Biscuits Is Unrequited

When Brothers Agree, They Sting Like A Bee

I'm A Fitness Instructor. Basically, I Torture Innocent People

I'm A Fisherman. Basically, I'm A Very Patient Man

I'm A Flight Attendant. Basically, I'm A Walking Wet Dream

I'm A Teacher. Basically, I Control Chaos